Marbo had prepared for his pal's arrival though, as he was surrounded by destroyed vehicles, piles of alien bodies and had even bothered to put the head of the Dark Eldar leader on a fancy stake. Every Sister of Battle is crazy with lust for Marbo. sly marbo thinks capital letters are for losers. Marbo's exploits have gotten to the point where regular Guardsmen practically worship his holy Rambo-ness. Good ol' Sly has fought his way from one end of the galaxy to the other attached to various Catachan regiments, including the famed badasses, the Catachan II. Sly Marbo never stops screaming because it is a victory scream and Sly Marbo has already won. Sly_Marbo 11 points 12 points 13 points 3 years ago Another one to check-out might be the old Inquisitor Game from the specialist range. He will also count as his own army. Sly Marbo sheds his skin every month. At once. Without sauce. It is said that when Vegeta lost the Dragon Ball his rage could be felt across space, time and 20 years into the future. On a visit to Terra, Marbo sneezed. As RAMBO a Catachan native, the jungle is his element, and he is capable of buttfucking entire armies through his innate skill at jungle and guerrilla warfare. Sly Marbo is the reason why the Xeelee engage in timetravel warfare; it's just to get away from him (they aren't successful), (the Photino Birds are fighting the Xeelee because they think the Xeelee will lead Marbo to them). The Sulphur Breath is a type of Flame Weapon mounted on everyone's favourite flame doggy and cybernetic mounts; the Serberys Sulphurhounds. All that remains of said titan was the hellstorm cannon on Kronus. When Sly Marbo played Chaos Rising, there was no traitor. Marbo fried them in batter and sprinkled them with eleven herbs and spices, never revealing what the eleventh one was (but the first ten herbs and spices were all steak). Yvraine's crush on Roboute is her trying to find the next best lay to Sly Marbo. The shamans are better explained: before the Warp was fucked up by the awakenings of the powers of ruin, their souls go in and back out. Didn't the Imperial truth turn out to be a gaint fuck up because Chaos is fueled by emotions and actions as much as belief, and only belief in the Emprah can weaken them. The reason Shadowsun left Kitten was because she met Sly Marbo. Sly Marbo once had intestinal parasites. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Sly Marbo each night, but never finds him, because he's behind you. If the charge is successful, the damage your warlord would have received is ignored and Sly Marbo immediately makes a round of attacks. Tyranid Memestealer (talk) 08:51, 11 November 2017 (UTC), I don't think the conversation has been written down. Seriously, Trump = Emperor is but one of the many loose comparisons we've been doing over the years. Sly Marbo requires nothing to wipe out the entire Universe. Sly Marbo can beat a wall in a Tennis match. How long can Sly Marbo(with a gas mask and his usual equipment) last on Pandora if Ewya orders his death? Sly Marbo also killed JFK from the book depository. Sly Marbo won the game. Dirt is too afraid to touch him. Sly Marbo is not actually silent, but is actually screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". An attempt at making Space Marines that were as powerful as Sly Marbo was made. He doesn't take advantage of that because he's a gentleman and it would distract them from their job. His converted model in action. A Daemon Prince once saved a Cadian regiment from Necrons; the Guardsmen were baffled until they realized the daemon had been possessed by Sly Marbo. Banned. Sly Marbo doesn’t shower, he takes blood baths. Tiger In The Scene''Sly Marbo 1d4chan June 24th, 2018 - This video will tell you everything there is on the image of Sly Marbo Sly Marbo A K A Rip Off of Rambo The One Man Army Chuck Norris Sylvester Stallone made grimdark with a recent dash of Arnie is a renowned Catachan Jungle Fighter however he operates separately from other Catachan units as When Sly Marbo stares into the abyss, the abyss averts its gaze to the left. Fielding him is an instant victory. Sadly, Marbo never cries and never will. Sly Marbo never takes his Feel No Pain roll. Sly Marbo destroys segmenta. Sly Marbo gets more girls than James T Kirk. Sly Marbo once fought Nurgle and changed him into a flower. Sly Marbo once got into a theological debate with. He returned (as in more than just in SW:A) as of 5/4/17 for 7th. 'Tell her it is time to enact the unspoken sanction'. He brought it back with all the radio presets changed and the seat readjusted. --AssistantWikifag (talk) 04:58, 22 December 2016 (UTC), We are still seeing edits creeping in saying that Abel is big Emps daddy. After six months of trying (and dying), the Swarmlord finally gave up and stopped reincarnating. The Eye of Terror was created when Sly Marbo tried to break his previous packing-people-into-a-Volkswagen record, this time using Eldar. I just hope that this does not get out of control. -. 84 votes, 17 comments. May 6, 2014 #3 He turns the planet into his pet, if we go off of 1d4chan … Trooper Sly Marbo the 'One Man Army' - Known for engaging entire enemy forces. Sly Marbo once fought Deadpool. Except for Sly Marbo. You should know that I don't really find the Trump joke (At least in this sort of format which I find just out of place) to sit consistently well at all IMO, but I am able to discuss some ways to place him that runs consistent with the page. Because he was there, don't question it. Sly Marbo is secretly in a shouting match against Khorne and all of the Orks which has lasted since the time of the Old Ones. Sly Marbo doesn't do push-ups. Hair doesn't grow on steel. When Marbo is around, you know poor MC will never be back. "Abel" was slain by a wooden spear, and knew his killer, raking his hands over his brother in either vengeance or pleading for mercy. Sly Marbo bitchslapped Horus. I remembered that. Sly Marbo once played Final Fantasy 7, he pressed X to issue his first attack and beat the game. Alot of people took this to mean that he's a heartless bastard whom never cared for any of his followers as individuals. Snikrot has yet to find Marbo. General Structure. I believe the best way to fix this issue without pulling the panties of both. Or he watched one and nearly shed a tear then the other pushed him over the edge. When monsters go to bed, they check to see if Marbo is there. Nothing escapes those soulless pits. PRAISE TEH EMPRAH! Sly Marbo's knife and bullets are made from Nokias. Armageddon Ork Hunters. Sly Marbo is the reason Urien Rakarth's regeneration process is faulty. Sly Marbo can beat a squadron of Leman Russ Demolishers with a High Card 7. New rules that will only be valid for the next couple of months before 8th drops (and for 8e as GW said every character and unit that has rules will be getting an updated set, even if Sly's is just another PDF), but who cares, SLY IS BACK (and is probably right behind you). Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. And even then you can't be sure. Sly Marbo outplayed an entire Noise Marine warband using only an air guitar. Then Marbo got bored and went to Essos, where he tamed Danerys' dragons and added her to his harem. The Primarchs weren't stolen by Chaos, they were running from their grandfather - Sly Marbo. We've played on weaker-based memes before and included them for laughs or prosperity. Sly? Marbo can be an Ultramarine, but hates them anyway, so he doesn't care. And because that Chaotic Sister of Battle who he can't take seriously is a wonder in bed. Now, I'd personally go for a picture in the gallery at the bottom, I'd be more than happy for that to happen. It is a shame that Sly Marbo has never found anything he actually had to try to kill. Slaanesh needs to masturbate every time Sly Marbo kills a. Sly Marbo stole the Blood Ravens' home planet. 17. Lightsabers are powered by Marbo's toenail clippings. Needless to say he still wins. In Dawn of War 2: Retribution, Tyranid ending, the swarm strips all life from subsector Aurelia. Sly Marbo expected the Spanish Inquisition. Kharn The Betrayer once fought Marbo. Eversor assassins refuse to attack Sly Marbo. Dueling Lucius is a distant second reason. And inside. If Marbo's demo charge scatters back on him, he kicks the template back so that it lands on the enemy General. Seriously, looking at the sidelines, this whole debate is a fucking joke. Creed's taktikul jeenyis was no match for Sly Marbo's pure badassery. When the Space Marines are in trouble, the. They both got to use two arms. After 2 weeks of excruciating pain and agony, the Venomthrope died. The Emperor kneels before no man. Then he sent Trazyn a letter telling him what he did. The bolter round was so scared it backfired and shot the Commissar in the head. Sly Marbo once went on a vacation to the Star Wars galaxy. You never roll reserve for Sly Marbo. And then his immune system killed everyone else on the planet. One of the Emperor's names is Space Jesus, despite the fact that comparing the Emperor to J.C would be like comparing Ghandi to Hitler. The small garrison of Jungle Fighters stationed on the planet was too few in number compared to the hordes of xenos, and was soon overrun. The destruction was on such a scale that Imperial forces figured it could only have been caused by a force of loyalist Spehss Marines, eventually finding out that it was Sly fucking Marbo, alone and doing what he does best. Sly Marbo knows EXACTLY where Carmen Sandiego is. But everyone knew that Marbo don't need that shit, so they sent him out on his own. Damn, I wish I could play Warhammer 40K. The fastest way to a man’s heart is with Sly Marbo’s blade. On Pardus, it is said that he destroyed a Tau armored convoy by booby-trapping an entire ravine, while on Sask's World he captured a command post single-handedly, slaying the alien leader and all of its tentacled bodyguards, using only his BARE HANDS and a RATION TIN! Those people really need to read Master of Mankind again, just the first two chapters. Maw-krushas are the only creature Sly Marbo won't kill, because he doesn't want to kill his pets. https://1d4chan.org/index.php?title=Talk:God-Emperor_of_Mankind&oldid=554367. Sly Marbo once punched an Ork spore into another dimension, said spore became Gordrakk. There is one Sly Marbo in every universe, they regularly meet up and play Uno (no one Sly Marbo has yet to out do the other). When Sly Marbo got angry his rage created the Warhammer 40,000 universe. HAIL THE GODS. The Death Star's turbolaser is powered by Sly Marbo's pubic hair. Sly Marbo's sweat, when applied to any surface, will grant immunity to damage. He won by tying them together with a Trygon and a Mawloc. But perhaps most tellingly is this line. Sly Marbo can find Corvus Corax in a game of hide-and-seek. It got cancelled after the Astronomicon almost ceased to exist. Am I the only one that finds the Trump joke/analogy to be kind of lame/stretching it/irrelevant/too narrow/not funny? : Sly Marbo may re-roll failed hit and wound rolls, and re-roll those failed re-rolls but only if you scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAA” while doing so. Sly Marbo taught him how to be sneaky. Sly Marbo can say Chaos Spawn without being turned into one, though whoever hears him say it will become on-WAIT NOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGARGKAOPKAERO. Sly Marbo hunted the Lictor Deathleaper and killed it. 115k members in the 40kLore community. Tyranids didn't eat the Squats, it was Sly Marbo. The only thing they remotely have in common is a hatred of illegal aliens, and even not the same type (or same SPECIES) of illegal aliens! Lukas only gets that much action because Marbo coached him on picking up women over the course of a weekend. The emperor prays to Sly Marbo. Sly Marbo's mini was once used in Dungeons and Dragons. It reformatted into. Sly Marbo's glare is treated as a Plasma Blastgun with the rate of fire of a Punisher Gatling Cannon. When Sly Marbo feels like eating calamari, he eats a Venomthrope and a Malanthrope, sauteed and marinated. After gold-plating it. Sly Marbo CAN and WILL. ". and he's fearless anyway, the ld value is just the standard there as filler) - He´s also back for Full-Scale 40K now, with new rules that basically turn him into a light Eversor. Sly Marbo saves everything else. Tell her...' The [Emperor] hesitated taking a deep breath. It is said that during the Octavius War Marbo hunted Lictors for sport. In addition to this, Sly Marbo charges 4D6” instead of 2D6”. No Commissar would dare execute him for this. With a knife. Then he cracked the heads of every Lannister except Tyrion, Tommen and Myrcella (Joffery and Cersei got done twice for being so vile), then every Bolton, then Euron Greyjoy and took the throne before making a harem of Westeros' best-looking women. Sly Marbo. He stayed dead. The Tau were the best melee fighters in the galaxy until Sly marbo arrived. Or are you still going to keep your biased standards? That doesn't mean he views the rest of his followers as tools. He was willing to sacrifice them but not lightly and only out of necessity. His now abandoned shadow was mistaken for a C'tan by the Necrons who attempted to capture it. In its natural state it is white-hot and obliterates everything it touches. DISCOUNT (4 days ago) Sly Marbo is an extreme couponer. The reason why Trump just doesn't work out with the Emperor is because there is barely any superficial resemblance in both character, cannon or appearance to poke fun at. When Sly Marbo turns around, the Weeping Angels dare not touch him. He found everyone in the room guilty of wasting the court's time. CHAOS VERSION IS CANON, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marbo, however, IS the shit. Warning: repeating these in front of a Commissar is punishable by being reassigned to Plasma Gunner duty. Update, Sly Marbo won. Sly Marbo can and will single-handedly destroy the Tyranids. Sly Marbo can never have the Monster Hunter rule. All who witnessed his mad skills on the mic perished. Sly Marbo chews plutonium and spits out meltabeams. It is also the only communication device that can survive him. Except Sly Marbo. Sly Marbo encountered a Greater Barking Toad. The water gets Sly Marbo. He pushes the planet down. This weapon automatically wounds its target on a 2+. Sly Marbo doesn't seize the initiative, the initiative is given to him. EDIT: Oops, nevermind. An alternate "fan"-theory is that the Pharos is what attracted the Nids towards the Galaxy, especially considering how they went in a straight line towards Macragge during the First Tyrannic War, and each war since has been more and more dispersed. The Astral Knights only managed to penetrate the World Engine's void shields because Sly Marbo gave them a push. Even the idea that they are attracted to Terra is in-universe conjecture and can only be based on facts available to the speaker. Once he shat them out they became known as Catachan Devils. He couldn't clone Sly Marbo. Although awesome in their own right, Sly Marbo’s current rules lack the... gravitas and bombasticness of his fan portrayal. Marbo never dies, he just wants to be a good sport and let them win. People dislike the Trump joke not because they're butthurt, but because it just is too much of a stretch and even when it isn't a stretch, its' just not funny, in part because the Emperor has always been treated by the fluff as a grey area where sometimes he's good and sometimes he's bad while Trump is just... Trump. All these Sly Marbo facts are dumb. The reason it's taken 10,000 years for people to realize that creating Super Space Marines is a good idea is that Sly Marbo can hide himself in peoples memories. Sly Marbo once let Trazyn capture him in a stasis field just to see what happened. The only reason why people cannot hear him is because only the most badass people to exist can hear it, which is why the Emprah has a single continuous headache on the Golden Throne. Sly Marbo can put out a grease fire with water. SLYYYYYYYY!" I was thinking perhaps there should be a section on the Chaos/gods side of the story of the Emperor. Sly Marbo is not the Dragonborn, he was just thirsty, and human blood was getting plain. Sly Marbo stole my heart. When He finally emerged, in His possession was the power needed to create His 20 Primarchs. Sly Marbo once had an arm wrestling match with. Sly Marbo can move freely during ZA WARUDO. Living in perpetual fear for your life will do that. Kor'sarro Khan didn't dare complain. He then opened a Webway portal and left by playing Stairway to Heaven. His knife was 2+ poisoned, and his pistol was Strength X, AP3 with Sniper, and carried a melta bomb as standard, he was pretty good at assault and shooting (although his shooting attack was somewhat short-ranged, so you're better off charging the enemy lines) and would invariably wreck some expensive squad's day before he dies a glorious death, assuming he got close, due to his 5+ FNP, Stealth, Move Through Cover, Hit and Run and Fleet, and the special rules "He's Behind You", "Like a Shadow" and "Master of Ambush" allowed him to charge out of cover to strike into the enemy lines, unleash SIX ATTACKS (4 standard, +1 on the charge, +1 for having two weapons) AT I5 onto whichever poor SOB is in his sights, then disengage and RETURN TO RESERVES to strike from the shadows once again. Unfortunately, due to his comparatively low stats, other than the fact that he has up to 8 Attacks on 2s and 2s, only the bomb will be likely to do anything, but who cares HE'S BACK, PRAISE THE EMPRAH. Orks wear Gork and Mork pajamas. The Haga (a double-headed eagle) was an ancient symbol of the Hittites (which ties in with the Emperor's story). Marbo wrought so much havoc using well-placed headshots and improvised explosives that entire encampments full of Chaos Space Marines were found destroyed. This bike became known as Moondrakkan. Sly Marbo once visited the Warhammer World a long time ago; this event is known to us as the coming of the Old Ones. Sly Marbo wondered what it would be like if everyone lived in medieval times. You SHOULD upload it! We later learned that the Unspoken Sanction refereed to the sacrifice of a thousand psykers so the Emperor could fight. Rumor has it that the reason Sly Marbo isn't in the AM Codex is because he'll get his own multi-part E-Codex just to describe his countless acts of MANLINESS. Needless to say, this is Extra Heresy on a scale unforseen, but good. What did the Emperor really look like outside of his armour. Colonel Greiss - Predecessor to Colonel Straken, later promoted to General. Sly Marbo is behind you right now, even if you're against a wall. Sly Marbo secretly mentored Kitten, so he could beat Tzeentch in Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Pray to your gods for the return of Marbo. : If anyone of you is going to use the "HURR NOT NOTABLE ENOUGH" or "DURR FORCED MEME" angle, are you gonna start cleaning up the mountains of underdeveloped and abandoned fanon ideas we've been amassing over the years (Like the first-gen /tg/ Space Marine chapters) or, just for starters, everything related to Boreale's speech impediment? Sly Marbo won a staring contest with a Necron. Sly Marbo can lift that rock. Sly Marbo has never killed a man. Krieg was never purged by the Death Korps. Sly Marbo solved Imotekh's favorite Tessaract Labyrinth with an abacus. Marbo screams AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA all the time because he is speaking in a language too evolved for mere mortals to understand. Contrary to popular belief, it is unknown if Sly Marbo is bulletproof. When he doesn't, he tilts the planet. No matter the conditions Sly Marbo smells like victory. It's said that Bjorn the Fell-Handed is the oldest Space Marine. So he used some of the Old One's left over stuff and made Warhammer Fantasy. Marbo's been hiding behind him the whole time. Sly Marbo is the Mighty Morphin White Ranger. Sly Marbo's favorite pet is named Ickle Snootums and follows his every command. Sly Marbo wakes his alarm clock up in the morning. That means that he can kill you from anywhere at any ti:6,&skr{. His 25 point incarnation loses the demo charge and instead gained the ability to "booby trap" 3 pieces of terrain, making them dangerous terrain for enemy units for the duration of the game. "Later the Emperor became a respectable businessman in the old land of 'Merica, where he went by the name of Donald Trump. TWICE. The Emperor is actually alive and fully functioning, he's just too scared to move in case Sly Marbo remembers him and comes back for his old job. Sly Marbo is the reason the Void Dragon is hiding. Sly Marbo ate Schrodinger's Cat, while it was both dead and alive. The Great Rift, also known as the Cicatrix Maledictum in High Gothic, is a tear in reality and a raging, galaxy-wide series of Warp Storms that has essentially rent the territory of the Imperium of Man in half after ca. Trayzn's 'hood' is a neck brace. Supernovae don't exist, it is just Sly Marbo's farts. Sly Marbo doesn't drive vehicles, the vehicle drive themselves trying to get away. I don't believe this whole is Trump the God-Emperor discussion belongs here and the it could be moved there with all the current hassle. Sly Marbo has constipation issues, because he knows his feces could be used to track him in the field. Marbo once allowed a Guard player to use his mini, the Necron player he fought wasn't allowed to take Reanimation Protocol rolls, the Tau player he fought got into melee and the Daemon player he fought tried and failed to dance An'ggrath around the map out of Marbo's reach. Well, 99.999% of it; Marbo is still there. The first name engraved in every suit of Custodes’ armour is Sly Marbo. Sly Marbo can make a woman (or a gay man) climax by winking or nodding at her/him. It's because it took him that long to find Sly Marbo. Before the battle begins you may set this model up in reserve. Sly Marbo knows what happened to Agent Georgia. If the Pharos hadn't been used, would they be attracted to the Astronomican instead? Marbo can make entire Tau planets kill themselves by looking at them funny. As soon as one bit him, the entire swarm died instantly. The Fallen Angels are hiding from Sly Marbo. Sly Marbo eats Carnifexes for breakfast, alive, with or without the aid of sauce. when will we add pictures of Trump, since it's very popular in the Internet (especially /pol/ and reddit) to portray him as such. Sly Marbo's breakfast cereal alone has a power level over 9000; Sly Marbo brushes his teeth with vortex grenades. By looking at them. Oh my God... Matt Ward is gonna make that ultramarine chapter master into the star child! In 5th edition he used to cost the same amount as the current Marbo at 65 points (so the same as a 10-man squad of Guardsmen with a grenade launcher and power weapon) but took a hiatus in 6th, no doubt fighting xenos scum in the corner of the galaxy. Thanos required an Infinity Gauntlet to wipe out half the universe. HE'S GOT A SILVER GOLDEN DEMON TROPHY FOR HIS CLANRATS. Sly Marbo knows how all those squares make a circle. According to the 7th edition Codex, he wasn't listed anymore (rumored due to Ultramarine fans' bitching). Lemonny3663 (talk) 23:10, 18 May 2017 (UTC). Even the correlation of Trump becoming the God President/God Emperor (whatever joke you guys/gals have heard of) isn't really that much of a basis to add such a piece that there is now. Marbo said No. But then again, calling Marbo a man is hardly fair. The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan isn't a depiction of an ancient Terran war, it is the depiction of Sly Marbo playing dodgeball. When said joke turns into an edit war because one or the either side do not want to back down, then there is a point where the joke needs a serious look and that everyone needs to back the fuck off and create some sort of compromise. Horus apologized. Sorry about that. As I've said before; if you people are going to scrutinize every passing joke we've made here; you might aswell re-write this entire wiki to be 100% factual and sensible. 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